GOOFY AF SABE

Chest: Measure where you are widest around the chest and keep the measuring tape horizontal.
Waist: Measure where you are smallest (typically at the loin) and keep the measuring tape horizontal.
Hip: Measure where the hips are widest and keep the measuring tape horizontal.
Inseam: Measure from the crotch to the floor and keep the measuring tape vertical.

Original artwork by Danish Graffiti Kunstist Sabe.